Saturday, June 01, 2013

Overheard today on NPR's 'Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me...'

Peter Sagal:   You were on Oprah a lot!

Dr. Deepak Chopra:   If Oprah married me, she'd be
                                     Oprah Chopra.

PS:   Or, you could be Deepak Winfrey...but, that wouldn't
        be as funny.

DC:   No, that would not be funny at all.



PS:   Do you object to the term 'New Age guru'?

DC:   Spell 'guru.'

PS:   G...U...ooh!