Thursday, June 30, 2005

why it's hip to be bare

click on imageTrust Mark Lotto, of the NYO, to be hip to the current fashion trends.


"Ass cleavage is really in right now," said Antonio Jeffery, a national denim specialist at Diesel Jeans in Union Square. Ass cleavage, like regular cleavage, used to be strictly for women.


Indeed, my friend, indeed...

click on image

Sunday, June 26, 2005

not a democrat- what the hell am I??

I've always admired Dean's passion. Half of me wanted to see him win the Democratic nod last election purely because of his passion. It's what's totally lacking in politics nowadays and it's what sets McCain & Dean apart from the rest of the pack.

If only, if only sincerity could be the new third party in American politics (thy name is NOT libertarian. ;)

click here to follow the lead...

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

poor old, EVIL man...

signe wilkinson partial from the philadelphia daily news I feel really bad for Edgar Ray Killen, too.But not because, in Anderson Cooper's words, "the ages of all his victims combined didn't equal his age now."

I feel bad because he's a murderer! Why should his age mean a damn thing?!

click on the cartoon partial for talented cartoonist signe wilkinson's work (from the philadelphia daily news)

Sunday, June 19, 2005

viral criminal behavior

2 crime-free Philadelphia suburbs (just minutes apart) experienced horrific tragedies this week. In both cases husband turned against wife, committing murder.the crime view from center city And in both cases the husband also died. (one suicide, one retributive murder by a child ).

Many people say viral behavior is a non-existent consideration in the criminal arena. After the last several days, it seems clear that media attention surrounding an extraordinary crime (re: in one's own backyard) may send an already fragile person over the edge.

Lou Sessinger read my mind. Two days ago! (he's just that good...)

Saturday, June 18, 2005

scientology recruiting techniques

Sorry freekatie.net, t-shirts just won't do the trick!

I hear Tom installed GPS in the rock he gave Katie...

Thursday, June 16, 2005

naked zorro sketch released

what will our kids look like?
Rob, I didn't think you'd take our breakup this hard!
mwahahaha!!!

*said Skye: This wasn't the sketch I was expecting to be made public, especially if he is the NAKED Zorro...

Saturday, June 11, 2005

run katie run !

As if Scientology wasn't enough, now Tom Cruise has pulled a Demi. Check out his deathlock on Holmes in this Oprah freeze frame.Deathlock

Cruise's Katie-related, couch jumping behavior is beyond bizarre. Pay a visit to this worthy website petitioning to free Katie from her father fixation.

Also, be on the lookout for the newest clip making the rounds- it's from Aussie TV show "The Insider." Cruise dresses down a reporter for... ohmigosh! asking questions about him!

Main Entry: in·ter·view

a meeting at which information is obtained (as by a reporter, television commentator, or pollster) from a person

Tom Cruise. Australian for weird.

there's a party at neverland tonite...

all the kids are invited!

Friday, June 10, 2005

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

he called it "an orgy of self-congratulation"

New York Observer partial- Woodward mining the Deep Throat money pit.

Ron Rosenbaum writes that Woodward & Bernstein ( & Mark Felt ) never SOLVED anything. They failed to pin the ordering of the Watergate break-in on Nixon.


Terry Golway:"...All of which reminds us that one person's whistleblower is another person's rat fink."

Thursday, June 02, 2005

yes virginia, there is a 'deep throat!!'

Now the great journalism mystery is solved & Deep Throat has moved from center stage. Woodward & Bernstein are free to concentrate on other things. They look like mob guys. I'm just sayin!good fellas?

Is there a loch ness monster? Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried? Is Prince Charles a real person or a composite character? I digress. Lookee here...

Born well after Watergate, Culeman-Beckman was 8 when, he says, Post reporter Carl Bernstein's son Jacob revealed the identity of Deep Throat to him at a summer day camp in 1988. Except for telling his mother, Culeman-Beckman would keep the secret for nearly 10 years - until spilling the beans in a high school research paper. In a 1999 Hartford Courant article about Culeman Beckman's disclosure, Felt denied that he was "Deep Throat." Bernstein said in an interview that neither he nor reporting partner Bob Woodward had ever told their wives or children their source's identity. In fact, Woodward and Bernstein had agreed not to divulge his identity until after his death...

the first man named after a porno? surely not the last...Felt was seen as the most likely suspect in The Bureau: The Secret History of the FBI, a book by former Washington Post reporter Kessler; in "Deep Throat: An Institutional Analysis," a 1992 Atlantic Monthly article by James Mann, a former Woodward colleague; and in articles in Washingtonian magazine by its editor, Jack Limpert. Felt was even suspected by Nixon, according to the White House tapes...


Nixon: Well, if they've got a leak down at the FBI, why the hell can't Gray tell us what the hell is left? You know what I mean?...

Haldeman: We know what's left, and we know who leaked it.

Nixon: Somebody in the FBI?

Haldeman: Yes, sir. Mark Felt ... If we move on him, he'll go out and unload everything. He knows everything that's to be known in the FBI. He has access to absolutely everything ...THE must-have gift for father's day!

Nixon: What would you do with Felt? ... You know what I'd do with him, the bastard? Well, that's all I want to hear about it.

Haldeman: I think he wants to be in the top spot.

Nixon: That's a hell of a way for him to get to the top.

the uncorrupted file

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

news trifecta

(links require registration) a second part of the casino's weirdo advertising program has a woman in the south- her name legally changed to 'goldencasino.com'


Good news always comes in threes!


Philly gets a Live8 concert & we find out the true identity of Deep Throat. All in one day! I guess I was wrong, after all ;P My apologies to elder President Bush for accusing you of Deep Throating it afore the press. But the title of Anti-Christ is still up for grabs, lol!


How's this for a news trifecta?


Woman sells adspace on her baby to a casino.